Michele Bachmann announced today, after a 2 day fast and communion retreat with God, that evolution is the accurate depiction of how God created life on earth.
In an interview with Fox News, Bachmann states “God revealed to me the fallacy of the young earth model. He created the earth with all the laws of nature intact, including evolution. So yes, I will fully support evolution education in our schools moving foreword.”
Her supporters, however, are skeptical. In one interview, a young christian explained, “I don’t care WHATs he says now, something evil must be influencing our leader! She can’t turn her back on us now!”
Well, there you have it…Michele Bachmann has been called by her flock to either support their ignorance or she loses them.
And here at Rationality Unleashed!, I hope you’re all enjoying this April Fool’s Day. Have a good one.
Contributor: Robert Sacerich
Robert is a Philosophy of Science and Bioethics student, as well as blogger and science advocate/activist. He has worked extensively within the secular community for various secular nonprofit organizations and public communication causes.
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